She basically said that turning an awards show into a bunch of political statements was a super “Hollywood” thing to do. It’s a night when people get together to pat each other on the back, then in some cases (ahem Leo) getting up there to preach about your pet cause is self-indulgent. It’s hard to see someone as a…

Tina Fey’s facial scar is the result of an assault. She was 5 years old (maybe 6, I can’t remember exactly) when a male adult she didn’t know walked up to her on the street and slashed her face. It was a random attack. I think this is the most she’s ever said about it in public and in her book basically states that it…

They don’t know it, but they’re all celebrating because in 7 months I would make my grand entrance into the world.

What a small world!! I met Dr. Nosy Lady in The Grocery Store 20 years ago! It was so cute, how we met! As I reached for something on an upper shelf, she screamed “don’t lift your arms up over your head! You’ll strangle the baby!!” at me from the other end of the aisle, and then wanted to touch my abdomen! Isn’t that…

“Emergency! Help! There’s something desperately wrong with my baby!”

New parents can be a special kind of entitled. It’s funny.

I did some work with Kevin Krim through a partnership our two media companies had. We had a group dinner one night not long before this horrific event, and he was sitting across from me talking proudly about his three kids and how crazy/fun it was to raise them in NYC.

Not surprising considering the history and real legacy of Mother Theresa. Just following in her footsteps of actually hurting people instead of really helping. Luckily there are loads of amazing and cool nuns, but Mother Theresa and her order were/are not these people.

I’m confused.

i am pro *chilled* red wine & also sometimes CALIMOCHOOOOO (red wine + coca cola)

True, but having a mental illness doesn’t make you a liar. Also, having known casually several famous comediennes, that description seems both specific and likely. People that are “on” in public are apparently often withdrawn and controlling in private.

Here’s the thing. I thought O’Donnell’s public excoriation of that…

Hey, revolutionary warrior on the internet, a whole lot of kids and innocents are going to get dead and burned in your smug masturbatory fantasy. But you go ahead and finish, because we know how much it means to you to spaff your asinine, chucklefucking, class-warring effluvia all over the place. Just don’t forget to…

Shoreditch hasn’t been even remotely affordable for at least a decade. There’s an Ace Hotel right around the corner from that cafe. There are tons of incredibly expensive shops all around that area. Targeting that shitty cafe is quite odd.

As always, Jezebel screws up NH stories. The bartenders guides were NOT purchased to be sold to customers. They were bought as reference guides for employees. In NH, the liquor stores are state run. That means that these are state employees who didn’t seem to think that they should be required by the state to discuss…

Question for readers: My sister and her husband, who quit their baller engineering jobs to travel and housesit, budget that they have enough to do this easily for 5-7 years. They are honestly quite wealthy. But, they are so cheap that they steal maps out of library books, saying “someone else would anyway.” Is it OK…

We’re all crazy in our own ways, but successful business owners check their craziness at the door. Tempted to go online to air your seething grievances against CUSTOMERS? Check it. Tempted to subject customers to your bizarre, hyper controlling emails? Check it. Tempted to start flame wars on Yelp? Check it.…

God, even this morning I can’t get over it.

She’s really, really lucky that she’s not a woman of color. She would have been shot when she got back into the car.

Felony evasion. Literally reaches for waistband. Not shot.

Can people not get laid off anymore? Our jobs are all guaranteed for life? Nifty.