I adore dogs, but I recently got my first cat (I have a long commute and it wouldn’t be fair to a dog).

Sometimes, though, they’re legit terrible.

Goes to the beach and eats at Red Lobster.

You’re the kind of person who visits Paris and insists on going to Starbucks to try a French roast, aren’t you?

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

“If you look at the flag closely, it’s clearly not Arabic”

You ate this?

By the university’s internal investigation?

This is just the latest and greatest example of “You calling me out for being a shithead makes you a shithead.” The Cosby story the other day was the same. http://jezebel.com/bill-cosbys-la… What is with this trend in today’s world? I feel like this is a new thing.

Having finally heard Rachel Dolezal’s voice, I’m now wondering: how the hell was anyone fooled for even a second?

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

So much for the legitimacy of that “transracial identity” issue that so many TOTALLY NOT TRANSPHOBIC people were bringing up.

Seriously. If you’re going to lead a double life, make sure you get along with your family.

Dears Sirs and/or Madams at Merriam-Websters,

The more this story unfolds, the more my head tilts like a dog who has heard something curious but incomprehensible.

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

Evie Havok is a troll. She’s been doing this for a looooooong time and people always take the bait.