Number 2,

If that's the most disgusting bathroom floor you've ever seen, you've led one incredibly sheltered life.

"L'Wren Scott hates being referred to as Sir Mick Jagger's girlfriend and wants to be recognised for her own talent as a fashion designer"

Thank god you phrased it this way. Gawker has it phrased as Mick Jagger's Girlfriend, etc etc. Like that was her only accomplishment. Fucking annoying.

"He said FIGS, you dumbass!"

Am I reading Jezebel or The Onion? TEM, I just cannot.

"...enchanting glimpses of fine houses and restaurants"

"Ask your bitch what she wants, then DO WHAT SHE SAYS!"

NO, I'M NOT DONE WITH TRAVOLTA. There needs to be a more specific term for a has-been star that tries everyone's patience, but whom everyone patiently tolerates. It's like a mad scientist cross-bred Sunset Boulevard's Norma Desmond and a bag of marshmallows. WHY.

I am missing the injustice here; she wants city services but not to pay city taxes. She admits to using the sewer lines but not paying the bills. They capped her sewer because she wouldn't pay to use it like all of her neighbors were. She's not in trouble for using solar power. She's in trouble for using an…

As soon as it came out, native New Yorkers were yelling at it for not knowing where it was going and getting in the way.

I actually find that to be the least objectionable thing he's done.

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

I know it is acting, but I do prefer when actors from or closest to the country/culture are used. There is so much nuance lost and it can get pretty clunky or cartoonish.

I'm sad that this is Lindsay Lohan. Every time I look at her, I see lost potential. I see a lost human being. I see the failure of parenting.

Good heavens, why are you shouting the words "vaginal atrophy?" I understand that this sounds horrific to someone who is, perhaps, many years away from menopause, but all it means is that the tissues in the vaginal canal become dry and more fragile...it's not quite as if the whole thing shrinks up and goes away. How…

Sorry Clay. You had me till you started dissing Elmers for voting to cut the military. Nearly 60% of the federal discretionary budget goes to the Pentagon. We have 900 overseas bases. That's not defense. That's empire. The Pentagon can't pass an audit, can't account for trillions of dollars in cash and assets.
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I want to be very careful about how I state this, but I think we shouldn't be too quick to judge this without knowing more details. My parents are very immature, and I basically raised myself and my younger sister. I mean, I kind of potty trained her. If she had a nosebleed or a bad dream, she ran to me. I was the one…

If you try to take Nathan Fillion away from us...