Serena plays her last card
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Pictured: Roy Hobbs was much less inclined to play a friendly game of catch with his other bastard son, AJ Pierzynski.
Two Men Will Never Be Able to Show a Woman How to Be a Woman
Canucks Fans Get Their Hearts Stomped In Realtime
Pictured: Ted Danson's son stands ready for the day the Friars Club finally roasts his father.
Fun fact: you know what the difference is between what comes out of Palin's mouth and vagina?
"... well, I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD RAPE ME."
I've seen these Twitter threads for a little while now and have always hesitated to offer my account up for a couple of reasons. First, I've mostly been away from these parts for a while now and didn't feel right about forcing myself on the Deadspin Twitter crowd if I'm not around Deadspin. Second, I set up my…
This is actually a scene from a road comedy Mays made in 1954 called Back of the Trains, Back of the Planes, Back of the Automobiles.
Devils fans, who were uniformly kind, polite, and informed, and Flyers fans, who were totally not.
Had my first face-to-face get together with a NGer yesterday
The dramatic interpretation of Hansel and Gretel they did later that evening at the Steinberg Bar Mitzvah was just as poorly received.
@The CFL Allstar: Somewhere out there Dany Heatley Speedwagon is glumly nodding in approval.
And finally, from the "Achiever's Biased" coverage files, the Flyers were once again unable to overcome the Johan Hedberg led Devils, dropping a 3-1 game in front of the home crowd.
@Steve U: Funny, Ron Borges details a similar story in his recent biography Kim Jong-il: An Oral History of Original Greatness.
I'm not a big NBA guy, but I don't remember Pooh Richardson playing for the Pistons.
Anthony Parker's trying to start a personal training business
@Phintastic: Thanks for the encouragement and suggestion. I'll just leave it alone, raise my joke posting game and let the chips fall where they may.
@Phintastic: I checked every comment I made yesterday (going back to DUAN from the night before) three times. There is nothing attached to any single comment. I just got the CN notification as a "reply" during a homepage refresh. In the HP thread, I didn't post except to +1 another comment. Whatever; it is what it…