No, they’re (we’re) out with pitchforks and torches demanding to know why Butler was benched, actually. There is no NFL malice whatsoever in basements, in talk show airwaves, or elsewhere.

lol, and people call Pats fans insufferable. Pats haters run a close second, and Deadspin seems oversaturated with them and their weak takes and rants lately.

But they can last one more game. Then blow it all up.

The Howard Stern fanbase alone probably keeps that shit afloat. I let mine expire not because I was sick of Stern and lots of music channels, but when his ad spots finally convinced me to try Tommy John underwear at a discount, and I promptly got ruined/spoiled on $30/pair men’s underwear.

I agree. I’m fine with some devil’s advocate for the sake of argument, but Jones takes contrarian and cynical points to absurd levels. No idea how Cattles puts up with that shit. The novelty of listening to them fight is wearing off.

I think Fred gets a pass from me because his early-onset curmudgeoning is much more authentic than say, Adam Jones’s fabricated, cynical, “hot take” contrariness. I’m always driving home after 6pm and Jones’s negativity can just become a total chore to listen to. For some reason Fred’s cracks me up.

Cut your losses and leave the slot machines ASAP. Take your money to a $5 craps table, make pass-line bets all night, enjoy free drinks. The odds are only ever-so-slightly in the house’s favor. Like 1.4% edge. Pretty much the best odds in the casino unless you’re Rain Man or a kid from MIT.

Do you get as outrageously triggered as I do when you see the photos of rude people on planes shoving their feet through the gaps in the seats?

Yeah, his big take was that they’d have won even without Gilmore and Cooks., and that Amendola made every big play anyway. His co-host Nick Cattles had to tap out because he was being so nonsensical and absurd. I’m often driving home as they come on, and they’re making me miss the days of DA and his stupid…

I’d trade you an immediate descent into “remember when” levels of mediocrity or outright suckage for just one more win this season.

I’ve read the stories and the coverage, and I’m impressed with and envious of Dr. Epps’ work history and experience.

If you feel that way about Felger, stay far, far away from Adam Jones on the evening show.

I accept that the Patriots are unliked, and I accept that catering to this garners more of the all-precious clicks.

How about all of Michigan has to drive over potholes the size of moon craters until the state unfucks itself and Flint gets 99.99% clean water?

Yo, Ball Control 6? I’ve got unbelievable ball control. More like BALL CONTROL 69, GUYZ!

I’ll miss my youngest kid, but wasn’t really up for those terrible twos again anyway...

Pretty sure somewhere in the back of the TB12 clinic, Alex Guerrero just sacrificed three small children whose stem cells will be homogenized, centrifuged, concentrated, and 3D printed back onto his hand.

A Grady White twin-engine dual console named VII Rings was spotted nearby “fishing.”

“Your stats are old.”

This is good advice; same experience here. My first was a $400 special because I figured anything’s better than Iraq. Got my money’s worth, but...