When the U.S. government wanted to crack into a dead terrorist’s iPhone several years ago...

The most impressive part of the Perseverance landing by far, the part that blows me away personally, is that it can accurately be dismissed as “incremental progress.”

When I was like 23, I was at a casual bar in Atlanta, and I was being a typical 23 year old dude... staring at a nice butt on some smoking hot blonde I saw in yoga pants.

Better choice than Typhoon at least.

“Was it a racist attack?”
“The fact that you’re still asking that is really what’s wrong.”
CO-FUCKING-RRECT. Beyond that fact that no one should question if Trump IS a racist at this point, you shouldn’t need the victim of a racist attack to TELL YOU it is racist. We, as a people, should be able to identify something as…

Can the house pass a resolution that Trump is a fascist? Or is there a rule against that to? Either way, the house should try. 

I hope she’s getting Secret Service protection.  

This motherfucker is really going to feel ashamed when Glenn Kessler gives him 2.5 Pinocchios!

John McCain is looking up at this and just shaking his head.

Haha!

why so upset, Mary. Trump told you he’d do this. you voted for him because you thought he would do this. and now AOC is telling you that he’s doing what you wanted him to do.

Raise your bar.

Oh, no. He’s struggling for “origins.” He knows it’s not “oranges,” but he can’t find the word “origins.” I knew he was sundowning—with a big boost from amphetamines—but to see him struggling with a word like this gave me a new kind of pause. When you’ve seen it happen to one of your parents, you recognize the small…

Chain migration?! When are we sending back Melania’s parents?! They aren’t sending the best, ya know. 

put it in my veins

Yep. I’m waiting for one more W2. Dammit.

Also worth noting that the scientists who discovered that insulin could treat diabetes sold the patent to the University of Toronto for $1 so that access to the drug would be widely available. This is a complete affront to that.

I’m a Type 1 diabetic, and I am thankful to have very good insurance that isn’t causing me problems—at least for the moment. I know it will at some point. The pharmaceutical companies see me as a cash cow. I need their products to survive. The insurance companies see me as a drain on their profits. They have to pay…

Yep, redirect and deflection. And if Pence says that “American citizens,” including the furloughed 800,000, are for this bullshit, then he conveniently isn’t reading the polls.  

I am sick of all of them constantly bringing up Obama to put him down. There goes the usual courtesy precedent to not do that. I always taught my kids that if your argument for your position entails putting down others just to elevate yourself, then you usually don’t have much of a position. Trump, Pence, Pompeo,…