Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat; You're my only friend Abu!

The shield turns the fast blow, admits the slow kindjal!

Lol, gross.

Hashtag of the day!

Funny thing is that the producers/directors never blame themselves for their failures (hello, M. Night). If we express our displeasure by not seeing the movie, the studio execs won't say, "My word, we really screwed the pooch on this one," but they will say, "I guess people aren't interested in zombie movies anymore."

Haha, I never noticed that but now I'm sure I'm going to see it everywhere.

Forrest Gump is a perfect example. I don't see why it wouldn't work, they just think audiences want a Michael Bay-ified movie.

Sad but true. It's really annoying that the source material is always reduced to what Hollywood thinks will appeal to the least common denominator. Please stop treating audiences like idiots.

I don't really hold a grudge against Fox; I didn't even get into Firefly until I picked it up on DVD. I just used it as an example because everyone on here loves to hate Fox.

That's true. I'll try to stay optimistic.

Awesome!

Well if you look at it from their point of view they don't care about TV shows at all. The shows are just there to fill time between commercials and provide those ads with an audience. They make more money if the shows are made more cheaply. They don't care about the quality of the show deteriorating as long as the…

Damn nature, you scary!!

Probably by accident.

Good thing "LBC" and "Taiwanese" have the same number of syllables. They can just remaster all his old music.

I was really looking forward to seeing a zombie movie that was well thought out and thought provoking as the book was. I suppose I'll be waiting a while.

Same here. Once I read that I lost interest completely. I guess I'll just read the book again.

As soon as I read that I thought, "Well, I'm not excited about that movie anymore." Instead of showing (for the first time) a really well thought out zombie story that makes people think, we instead get a forgettable mess about how one man stopped a global zombie pandemic. Sounds great. Good luck, Paramount.

My thoughts exactly.

I did. It warms my cold pessimistic heart to think that this whole 3D gimmick is finally passing us by, but alas, so long as studios continue to churn out drivel like Clash of the Titans 2, it will inevitably be post-converted into 3D as a money-grab.