I’m hearing there were “inquiries” and the names Devers, Benintendi “and two prospects” came up. *click* (Actually, do phones click anymore?)

“Uh, hey Miami taxpayers. We need a new stadium....and a little extra cash for....ummmm...investment.”

Suitcase in Pulp Fiction.

Was Zach in the Dallas airport? If so, I’ve seen these two before...

Or Marlin. Hello, Mr. Stanton, welcome to Fenway.

“He has six home runs, including the only one allowed by Aroldis Chapman this year”

:)

I was watching that game with a Vikings fan (In Cumberland!) and when he missed that FG I turned to her. She just shrugged her shoulders and said “Yeah, well I didn’t expect anything different”, stood up and walked to the backyard where she sat, alone, for 90 minutes.

Yeah, this is the same as the click bait used on this site. What’s the problem?

REALLY reaching today.....

Could you make out what the scroll said? My stupid HBO Now would not pause...

It’s a proven fact that Dominicans are not Hispanic. They are Transylvanian. Like vampires, they are super sexy and don’t age.

My wife is one of those science talking people. For a project in college, she did swabs of tons of places around the city. From public toilets, to sidewalks, to hot dog stands, etc. The item that had, by far, the most bacteria on it: Hand poles on the subway. And, it was not even close. Her professor said there…

Exactly.

Eh, part of the 90's were OK. I mean, I was underage for most of it and had to watch the blacked out games by standing outside the local bar who had games on “Closed Circuit” TV, but at least none of the players killed anyone. I’m looking at you, Irving Fryar...

“You’re not the Patriots. You’re not magic. You don’t get all the good of the player with none of the bad.”

I think there is an “agreement” that as long as she does not speak of Scientology in public, she can talk to them.

With that type of discipline, it shocking these teams both won’t make the playoffs.

and his assault on music:

Yes, Joe West ruined Jose Offerman’s life....