And what utopia might you be from, friend?

Pats fan here: I know, I’m the worst. BUT, the O-line has been terrible and the D-line has been really banged up. We’re counting on a former Bills practice squad guy who was never drafted. Health, Pats dominate the AFC easily. This mess, ripe for upset.

That would have required 6 minutes of research from this reputable information source, so that is really not something that is going to happen.

And the porn distributors agree.

I can’t remember how he meet his demise....

Girls Trip sucked. There were a ton of WAY better movies. Stop trying to make Girls Trip a thing.

God’s punishment for the steroid era.

I tore my left ACL. If he has a complete tare, he’s done until mini-camp.

Is that Kyle Gas?

Nah...I mean Santa Claus was nearly murdered there, but it’s fine.

Ugh, 2008. If that jackass Josh Beckett had been healthy I think the Sox would have had a shot. That being said I was happy for the Phillies. Not the fans in Philly, but the team.

I remember thinking “Is he not able to see the clock? Like, seriously, is the clock in the stadium wrong?”

And Owens was hurt! He played amazing. McNabb threw up at the end, both literally and physically.

Boston fan here, and that is quite accurate.

“trip to the Chargers’ home stadium, where they were, no shit, giving away the new U2 album to help win over fans.”

Mountain Dew is delicious, but so full of sodium that after you drink it you are thirsty again for another Mountai............those slippery sons a bitches.

I feel so bad. I used to make fun of him and thought he was nuts. Turns out he’s a victim and was brave enough to try to do something about it.

You win the day. The hypocrisy and general sexism on this site has gotten horrible over the last 2 years.

This was the best way to get him in the draft, if it works. He’d get exposed in college, so you take him away, edit some practice reels and hope some stupid team (Sixers? Knicks?) take him.

That’s why he’s taking a day. They’ll have the replacement tomorrow