Exactly. So may laws are written that they can place you under arrest for almost anything. My favorite is “Menacing”, meaning if I’m looking at you angrily it is cause for arrest.

I love the one about the photo op. That, essentially, is what it comes down to. I was at Launch, talking to the owner, and he told me “You get walked around by some interns, then you line up, take a picture, the President makes some dad jokes, then you leave. You spend an entire day between travel and waiting…

Yeah, no.

Deadspin: The one trick pony who’s trick sucks.

The over and Pats -3!

It’s made up. There, saved you precious hours of your life.

You don’t think Sanders could have defeated Trump?

“Hello, I’m wearing a sweater. Here are my oddly named grandkids. If I give you any money you’re naming the god damned building after me.”

He really is an insufferable prick.

Our rehearsal dinner was a lobster and clam bake outside of a brewery on a beautiful afternoon. It was awesome. I’m actually thinking of doing it again this year for our 10th anniversary.

Well, you can be like most people and just pick a side and defend it regardless of facts. :)

She’s reached the “believes her own publicity” part of her career. Once people become so sheltered from the rest of the world and are more of a corporation (look how many humans it takes to make her albums) than a person, this happens. Sad.

RI, it was 60 last Wednesday. On Thursday afternoon we got 14 inches of snow.

Goodell will find some reason to suspend players or pilfer a pick for “Conduct violations”. He’s a dick.

Yeah, Marshall, you sort of lose your credibility when you make stuff up:

I believe he is saying “I don’t like the Patriots, so I’ll suspend reality whenever possible to believe that a team tapped the Rams walk-through in January of 2002 and the NFL covered it up.”

You can thank ESPN, Ron Borges, and Shank for that. ESPN reported as recently as last year that the walk through was tapped....before offering an apology once, at 2AM, for once again making that up.

For those who don’t know, the Pawsox were sold to a group of assholes, led by Larry Lucchino, after Ben Mondor died. They spent part of last year trying to get a taxpayer funded stadium. They did little town hall meetings where they quickly found that most in RI who have a clue were not in favor of this. Now, they…

And, I’ve heard that the NFL has deleted things they did not like from the media day transcripts. It’s a joke.

And, the fact Butler got roasted was probably why Ryan waited an extra second to throw, allowing Hightower to get there.