Seriously. I was hair's breadth away from having cancer from HPV. I was in an advanced stage of pre-cancer caused by the virus and I would be dead right now if not for getting regular pap smears.

Many times now. Apparently the countless comments saying this column is terrible just translates as 'order some more, Jez!'

This is my problem with said column. If you have a healthy, educated opinion towards sex, most of these answers would make you cringe and are obviously not the path to follow. What about anyone who doesn't fit in that category? There's no disclaimer here saying all of this is bullshit, and as you said there are SO…

Almost spit my drink all over my monitor. Hilarious!

I have no words for how perfect this comment is.

I have stress-related nausea and general stomach upset myself. I never had health insurance so I tried anything I could find over the counter and never felt any better. The pills would kill the nausea but not stimulate my appetite and so I was looking terribly thin at times.

So excited for more Muppet movies. I couldn't have been more pleased with the new one.

The more I think about my sex life I feel I should add my two cents here, even though I never considered myself part of the 'casual sex scene'.

Well said, all of it. These advice articles seem so very glib, I can only hope there aren't real people seeking real advice Of course I would assume they would go somewhere else if they wanted such a thing.

I wish I could go back and hug the 16 year old tripping version of you and tell you everything would be okay. That is absolutely HORRID. I have had a bit of a bad trip before (only about an hour or so of nasty) and that was willingly undertaken and I had done it many times before, I can only imagine what you went…

My husband and I both got a kick out of that. I will be using that from now on! Jerry will really do most anything for the rest of those fries, especially if they're smothered in cheese.

Or if he's not interested, there's always the less cool Michael Graves. Also I hear Jerry Only will do anything for a quick buck!

I have nothing to add to your comment, I just wanted to express my intense jealousy that you have gotten to experience all these beautiful types. I still have yet to get my hands on a microdot.

Seriously? Someone dosed you without your permission or gave you a dose stronger than what you had wanted? That is absolutely awful and I am so sorry to hear that. I hope whoever pulled such a bullshit 'joke' was very sorry afterwards.

Just have to add that my sister-in-law used to man the psychic hot line calls when she was younger. She isn't clairvoyant by any means but she is really skilled with tarot and owns a few different types, she's blown me away many many times.

Certainly not! Especially if he's suffering from either of those. At that stage I doubt it would do any huge amount of harm (coming from someone who knows only the basics!) and any familiarity is comfort I suppose.

It was my step-grandmother who had it on, I believe. Even if I was a Fox News supporter I couldn't imagine having such negative stuff on 24/7 for a recovering trauma patient. Take a break from the news and watch that Bob guy paint some stuff for pete's sake.