This is a Saab I would consider buying.

When one is stolen the owner will say “Where in the world is my Carmen Hispano-Suiza?”

Also, she could’ve easily gained that hour back by simply not blogging about potentially losing it.

Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.

Or, alternatively: 

When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

Haval of us never heard of this brand?

But those are Canadian Months, that’s only 72 months American.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

I’ve said this a thousand times, we need confetti cannons in the middle of roundabouts. No, it wouldn’t have prevented this situation from happening but it might have made a terrifying experience just a little more festive.

2-Race suspension is a joke, he should be permanently banned. Manzi could have died.  

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

Wrong car. Wrong terrain. Wrong wrong wrong.

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

I’m pro chrome trim and pep boys fake shit. It reminds you that as George Carlin said:

I used to believe in Karma, but then Richard Rawlings crashed and was uninjured.

Here, let me help you out.

“The crash wasn’t injury inducing”

Analog. Manual. V8. Correct drive wheels. Proper sports car chassis. This is the hero that we need.