Potato-Potato. Everyone on the internet says “potato”, but it’s actually “potato”.

Also You’re Your

Capital-Capitol isn’t even in my top five internet grammar beefs:

This is the first MCU thing that’s even remotely piqued my interest in the past year or so. I am faintly cautiously optimistic.

Yeah it feels like Winter Soldier, which is still one of the high marks for Marvel imho

Wait, there are people who thought her performance was bad?

“This is the last time you’re going to see me.”

It’s the dress that should be ashamed.

I was going to come in and snark about body shaming, and then I really looked at that tablecloth dress and wondered... that sure is something.

I had not noticed that it was semi-transparent until I went back up to look in response to your comment.  So, I think you owe me an apology.

And like the Amy Schumer Barbie film, I feel like we’ve all dodged a bullet.

I’m not very familiar with Polly Pocket or any potential movies about it, but I do have to say that of all the dresses available in the world that is certainly...one of them.  :/

I’d never heard of her before 50 Shades and thought she was pretty badly miscast - not that I’ve read or seen it*, but given the subject matter you’d expect someone who at least hinted at some latent sexuality. I’m with you that she does nothing for me as an actress. A superhero movie especially needs leads…

She’s not a very good actress though.

I think Rabin is working overtime to try to imbue a wealthy white woman in mostly shitty films as some revolutionary iconoclast because he has a crush on her. Yeah, born with “zero fucks to give” usually DOES come after being born into fortune and entitlement.

She seems bored shitless half the time. 

You mean she called Ellen DeGeneres out for tossing her invitation to a birthday party in the trash?? What a folk hero! That’s hanging your ass out in the corridors of power right there! Look out Cool Hand Luke!

Yeah, I am definitely confused by the “Dakota Johnson is good, actually” argument that is going around.

My opinion is that she’s a spoiled nepobaby who doesn’t mind shitting on projects she was in because she was born where she’s never had to worry about paying her bills. So what if shitting on the movie hurts the other people involved in making it? She’ll be offered roles in the future and if she doesn’t, oh well, she…