But that face.....

The first gif just set my panties on fire. That smile/smirk.

Now that would be interesting. I’m pretty movie savvy but I always fall for the unreliable narrator.

Or those who aspire to be WASPs—much like Lauren himself.

ooooh, I want one!

I see these and always think, “Calm down bitch, it’s a salad.”

Shoo, shoo. Run along now. Bye bye.

The very best result is if no one asks him anything ever again. Starve him of the oxygen his ego thrives on. Just let him fade away like the failure he is.

Different from what?

Boom!

He’s a true sociopath. He lies about things he doesn’t have to lie about. He could have kept spinning out the nonsense that Hillary Clinton controls the debate schedule and his dim-witted followers would have believed him. Why add on a statement that could be so easily checked? By the way, I really, truly wish Hillary…

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

They really to allow multiple upvotes.

You are evil. I like you.

Pinching is greatly underrated as a defensive strategy.

Nope. Insufferable and only moderately talented (him).

Mashed potatoes work as well and tastes great!

He looks so unhappy.

I think a mandatory class called, “Don’t be a Dick” or perhaps some more gender-neutral title (Don’t be a Jerk?) should be taught in every school and reinforced in every workplace everywhere. It would cover topics from table manners and subway behavior to -isms of all stripes.

It’s her brother, who is apparently in the only institution on the planet that allows its patients unlimited access to phones. All the better to harass their relatives (and anybody else for that matter) at all hours of the night. More stupid in a movie chock full of stupid.