Dave Grohl filming his own HBO series

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

Huh. I thought the only n-word ESPN vigilantly avoided using was "NHL"

I was hoping McLemore could win, so he could instagram a picture of his text apology to Wall, telling him he should've won.

"She blew him up like the car bomb that took out Dylan McKay's father in season three of 90210." ——- Bill Simmons

Do you even V02Max, Bro?

I'm fiercely, fiercely anti-pun, but I'm too late to the game. Not enough pull.

But are Mighty Wings elite?

Thank you for telling your story, Julie.

Good for Papa John's to discontinue that deal. I mean, what company wants a famous associate of theirs to have the image of an inebriated slob?

There are few goalies on earth, who could have stopped that shot. It was as perfect as they come. Absolutely freaking amazing.

Enough with the ridiculously photogenic posts.

Get a damn rice cooker like every single goddamn family in Asia has. Perfect rice every time.

Do I look like a fucking juggalo meth-cook to you?

Good grades, blonde, and a .341? Looks like someone just ended Miguel Cabrera"s attempt to win back to back triple crowns.

Another possibility: nobody heard your fucking podcast.

It all comes back to FUCKING TEBOW.

Narrator: "The clock always wins in baseball... and in the two-minute drill... called love."