Except parsley, that bastard.

Herbs are not known for their intelligence. 

Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

All of these people are simply finding their own ways to leverage the monarchy to achieve their own goals, whatever they may be. Which is probably what any of us would do if we had intentionally put ourselves in a similar position, as they have, but it doesn’t change the fact that they are basically doing business.

The idea of a monarchy at all is archaic so all of that wealth, prestige and privilege that was accumilated for doing nothing should be rejected if they really want to modernize anything.

I think they should stick to sprots instead and forget the music entirely.

Exactly. They should be Sticking to Sports. 

Why don’t they stick to artists who approve of them?

Facebook does their thing because they are craven shitheads. Twitter does their thing because they are craven shitheads. Don’t ever stop calling the craven shitheads craven shitheads.

Deadspin Forever

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I am a lawyer and this is the correct take. The plaintiffs already recovered $40k under simple negligence, which is what this case was about. Nothing more.

And in this case the court was right. There was nothing unfair or deceptive about forgetting to tighten the lug nuts, what was just negligence. In this case the mechanic *did* actually rotate the tires, he just did a shitty job at it.

That’s the first time I’ve seen the new iPhone in the flesh.

Farrow turning himself into an unstoppable journalistic typhoon has been extremely satisfying to watch.

Ronan Farrow is burning NBC to the ground and I am here for it. That’s what they get for trying to kill Farrow’s original Weinstein story in 2017. 

At least that's an argument based on reality and not some Ayn Rand wet dream.

G/O Media, praised the site’s journalism but said the publication struggled to gain large numbers of readers.

Rand Paul needs to go back to arguing with his neighbor over landscaping. 

Cardi still loves daddy Bernie