Is Trump leader of the Western world or running a digital media company into the ground??

Fits the name AND the play style! 

Just change the logo...you’ll be fine.

I’m sorry, the card says Moops.

Ah yes, the Mueller Report. Who can forget that exciting time when it happened 52 years ago.

Don’t forget that Laura Bush killed a guy.

Smashing your dick with a hammer is better than contracting Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer, but I’m going to steer clear of it anyway. 

G-Dub is a war criminal. Fuck anyone who gives him a pass.

They’re stuck with Trump, full stop. None of their other candidates holds a candle to his popularity with their base; what’s more, their base pretty much reviles most of them these days. The difference between mediocre Democratic politicians and mediocre Republican politicians is that the Democratic base actually under…

Mitch won’t let removal happen. My theory is that Pence is deeper than he lets on, which would lead to President Pelosi, and Mitch would never allow that. My other theory is that Trump/Guiliani have some deep dirt on Mitch and other high ranking Republicans (Lindsay Graham) that Mitch doesn’t want to get out.  

Dude I always admire your optimism!

#GrandOldPucker

He lied. McConnell is going to have to start thinking about saving the GOP. He got his judges and the tax cut. Eight years in the desert is worth that to that evil shitbird

The way they’ve been, inviting people on TV tends to result in admission of more crimes.

Since when is saving our very existence “stirring the shit”? It’s not political - the science is settled. Catering to the idiots who want to be in denial isn’t prudent - it’s suicidal.

Troll account, please ignore.

...actions have consequences...

When people actually do eat the rich, you’ll be first on the grill.

Mitt’s brow never furrows. Have you seen his forehead? It’s a pristine alabaster wall.