I was a latecomer to The Office and it was never clear why I was supposed to be rooting for Jim or Pam. Jim is a douchey man-child who, like you said, bullies Dwight and really anyone who engages with him. Also, I may not have the best work ethic in the world, but it takes a special kind of narcissism and immaturity…

The 57-year-old Air Force veteran’s disability check is reduced by $5 every month by an automatic donation to the Trump campaign.

I think you may have missed the point.

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

I look forward to reading the think pieces about the personal lives of black lives matter protesters.

The WalMart employee was almost certainly exempt from paying the ACA fine anyway, unless she was full-benefits management that chose not to cover herself (then she would just be dumb). Plus, the IRS has said they won’t enforce the penalty anymore.

If we don’t nominate Joe Biden, we’ll have no chance of reaching these voters!

It’s called knee valgus.

It’s got a Ralph Lauren signet on the breast, Dudebra. It’s immediately classy, despite being a t-shirt.

This and reindeer jerky place Iceland on the very tip-top of civilization.

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

he would lose his fucking mind

Trump knows how to brand.

Can you imagine Trump enduring 10 seconds of this criticism and hostility - or anything less than fawning praise really?

Thanks for letting me know you’re one of those “THE LAW” dumbasses, incapable of nuance.

Don’t bother, it's just a whiny racist troll. 

Then why do Republicans keep crowing about assimilation and culture and the way people talk?  The man had been here since he was 6 months old.  Do you really think he’s more Iraqi than American, despite never having been there, or speaking a word of the language?

By every metric except some paperwork, this man was an American citizen. He was deported by people who knew full well he would be unable to survive. Now after dying miserable and homeless, they’re bringing his body back to the only home he’d ever known. What exactly was the point of all this? Cruelty for its own sake.…

In his defense, he’s probably tired of having to kill a dog each time to reach orgasm.

So this was basically state sanctioned murder of a person who came here when he was one year old? Fucking disgusting, but I’m sure it got Steven Miller off.