Everyone I meet who went to Michigan needs to tell you within the first five mins of meeting you that they went to UofM or I think they die.

The truly immense self-regard of the Michigan Man is captured perfectly by this nutso quote from the new book on Michigan football:

Enjoy losing to the Buckeyes every year.

Take your Star, you brilliant bastard!

He was suspended from his job indefinitely.

Fuckin Chad doesn't have to work for anything.  He just gets everything thrown at him. Pussy, trucks, the book, everything. Fuck Chad. 

This reads like an Onion editorial. The scent of aggression and flop sweat practically wafts from the screen. Good show!

This whole “binders full of women” thing is a new low for the Republican Party.

This is like spending your life on roller skates pouring salad oil everywhere and then trying to sue your neighbor for a slip and fall.

Dualario really fucked things up here.  Thanks AJ!

Huzzah! Well done!

There is one thing which the right wingers excel without peer in today’s world.

No one is asking for propaganda. Just report the actual information. Omitting select parts of polling data doesn't help us.

It’s really hard to understate just how much of a shitshow the back of a fast food joint can become when no one is able to periodically sweep the prep area floors or do any of the dishes that get produced throughout the night because the whole night is wall to wall orders.

Actually, he’s laughing

Per Quinnipiac:

Bret Stephens isn’t mad, he’s just disappointed.

Bret Stephens strikes me as the kind of person who feels unfulfilled if they don’t get to talk to a manager at least once per day. He’s not only a bedbug, but also a Beckybug.

Never fuck someone who treats service industry workers like garbage.

Really? Customers being pissed off at cashiers and standard workers for things outside of the employee’s control is pretty common place.