I'd imagine something like, "USA? Who wants to be a part of that shithole county. They don't even have health coverage!"

False Viking Real Estate Ads. Blame it on Eric the Red (unrelated to Eric Trump the Feckless.)

This is for all of the crying Nazis I dismissed on this thread. Go comfort each other on Breitbart.

I love when people say “ZOMG, they predicted Trump.”

Fuck off tomato. If he doesn't like protestors showing up at his job, he can quit. This is America! Free market. World needs plenty of bartenders!

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

Barely 50% of people in America pay taxes in the first place and we have 22TRN in debt.

And yet I’m in the grays. 

Get fucked.

What I find hilarious about this is that Conservatives used to always talk about how the free market was the solution to everything. But when people actually use the free market system to punish companies with bad views, suddenly they all get up in arms that liberals are actually doing what they said to do.

Yeah, there are ethnic slurs for Italians, but I didn’t think Fredo was one of them. It’s rude, but in a very different way.

Ahhwooo. Werewolves of cable.

Do your own research

I really hate how this meter never seems to move.

“Whew!”

Technically, shouldn’t it be concentric circles since all mass shooters are incels, but not all incels are mass shooters?

There’s always, always, always a tweet.

If only Jack had waited another week for his STFU NDGT post. Would have had a lot more people on his side because that take is unforgivable.

Fox & the Rethugs are already pivoting to Step 2: Blaming Video Games. Which is a little ahead of schedule, because Step 1: Thoughts & Prayers usually lasts at least 2-3 days.

The WHOOSH is audible.