Katana? Definitely

That too! Poor li’l incel. xD

You sound hysterical. Do you need a tissue?

Reduces complex/nuanced discussions to opponents being physically or emotionally weak? Check

I’ll take that bait:

All this is going to change once the Democrats nominate a Socialist.*

it’s a cartoonish version of the Westboro Baptist Church.

El Camin-ohm. Resist the ordinary.

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

“Someone fetch my fainting couch!”

Someone fetch my fainting couch!

There is little to no understanding of how one thing is connected to another among the conservative voting public. Everything is separate and compartmentalized.

He also promised us a beautiful new health plan in 2 months. He’s escalating.

Sanctions. Quid pro quo, Clarice.

He doesn’t have the Deportation Force ready yet ... More blowing shit into the fan. He’s freaked out by the reports of US planning cyberattacks on Russia, because this is something that’ll make Daddy Vladdy mad. Distraction Cannon is turned up to 11.

50 bucks says they’re relaunching as a crypto site

+ 1 clearance rack

Is it too late for me to copyright “Bayou Baller Brand?”