Say what you will about talking policies, if candidates had to smash cars and steel barrels after every third question during a political debate, you could sell it on pay-per-view.

Look, he couldn’t help it, it was a bonus stage:

By “male allies” I assume you mean the creeps who crawl out every time there is a discussion about porn on Jezebel?

Oh, that would be terrible for us dirty liberals!

The proof is in the frogs.

I’ve heard tell that Michelle Obama herself wants them to drink water— stay strong patriots and remember hydration is just another way the gay islamists want to corrupt your brain

I’ll tell you what: it would make my liberal tears flow ever so freely to see Trumpists staring directly into that “sun.”  I sure hope they don’t!

Thankfully the outgoing President doesn’t need to certify the results of the election and the Constitution is very clear on when his term will end. If he does resist I would just love to see the Secret Service hauling him out of the White House.

The general consensus I’ve seen on social media is most soldiers are infuriated by this. It’s bad for morale, it’s bad for the authority of military commanders and courts (which are vital to keeping discipline), it’s bad for negotiating with countries for US deployment and occupation, and it’s bad for soldiers who are…

The plan is to pardon war criminals on Memorial Day?!?  Jesus Christ.

That’s why even his beloved (or not so beloved anymore?) Fox News won’t cover his rallies live, they’re always the same and they get low ratings. They always looked packed because they rent small areas to hold them in, so while it looks popular, it isn’t.

I think we’re heading to the point where Trump ends up accusing himself of being fake news and it’s going to destroy the time/space continuum. 

Do they still have the doll at FOX or did it take the hush money from Ailes?

Milkshakes with D-cell batteries in them? Yup.

This is genius.  I can’t wait for this particular British Import to reach The States.  maybe not bigger than the Beatles, but certainly more important!  Bravo!

In Philly it’d be wooder ice.

dude that’s the joke.

Taking bets on which city has the honor of being ground zero for US milkshakes. Philly is the early favorite.

Myyyyyyy milkshake brings all the Wehrmacht to the yard/
And they’re like, “Ja das ist gut,”/
Yeah they’re like, “Ja das ist gut,”/
Now they lookin for some boden und blut.

I dunno, I’m off form today. The bottom line is that this is awesome as an alternative to physical violence, as it gets the point across without…

Yeah you’re really going to win over a group of people who think the best way to stop immigration is with a wall, Hillary Clinton is a serial killer, and that you need an AR-15 to protect yourself from roving gangs of brown and black people.