Now that’s the Twitter movement I want to see; thousands of people @ing Penn, asking if this is what they teach at Wharton. To have the school officially proclaim that he was a D-student would be delicious.

Libertarianism: Astrology for White Men™️

“Sorry kids; we had to send Tucker to live on a farm because he couldn’t stop shitting on the chesterfield.”

This is, by a wide margin, the most idiotic version of the Nuremberg Defense.

Ironically, it was the best description I’d ever heard for the current administration’s cavalcade of shitbirds and buffoonery;  “The Trump Administration is like ‘The Godfather’, except everyone is Fredo.”

I was poking fun at the proclivity for a plurality of American voters to vote based on the inherently unreliable metrics of appeal to emotion, tribalism, and “likability”. I was raised and live squarely in the Rust Belt. These are the political conversations I hear daily. How Dolt .45 managed to convince millions…

“I like it!  It sounds relatable, like the kind of climate change plan that would sit down and crack a beer with me.” - Some doofus 3rd Way-er in the Rust Belt.

Steamy!

I read that as “20 cars parked in the space of 1”. But yeah, if 4C’s are only moving at 12/month, the 50 that were repossessed represent 4.17 months worth of National inventory.

For my Libertarian FIL, I jokingly told my wife that his elder care would be a pair of bootstraps, a gallon jug of water, and a ride into the woods. She shot some pretty hard dagger eyes. That evening when we were at dinner with her parents, her Dad’s opening salvo was some word salad about Millennials, work ethic,…

TBH, TradMale sounds like exactly the kind of thing dork-ass neo nazi internet cosplayers would call themselves. See Exhibit A, this fantastic specimen of the so-called master race who has been arrested (not once but twice!) for domestic assaults related to quasi-incestuous affairs with mothers-in-law/stepmoms (I…

“WhAt Is ThIs WoRlD cOmInG tO wHeN a MaN cAn’T eVeN pUt On His DrEsS BrOwNs aNd CoErCe FeEeEeEeMaLeS tO sUfFeR tHrOuGh A sHiTtY dAtE aNd PeStEr ThEm FoR sEx?!!?1!”

“The greatest threat to our precious, majority white democracy is another 1.25% of our citizens who generally don’t look like us receiving the right to vote.” - Mitch McConnell’s Subtext.

Yeah, this is incredibly on brand for the frozen pizza prince.

Someone fetch my fainting couch!

There is a minuscule outside chance that it might briefly curtail some of the migration, but in the most awful way imaginable. The leaders of all 3 countries are invariably strongmen dictators (Honduras’ Juan Orlando Hernández, who defied their constitution to run for an illegitimate second term, won on the flimsiest…

Jesus Murphy, the only thing more insufferable than regular Alex Jones would be Martyr Alex Jones. If it’s legit, I hope he spends the rest of his time in a jail cell.

I’m all but certain he has 3 incredibly thirsty, unsolicited acceptance packets from Liberty University piled on the escritoire in his parents’ foyer.

Frankly I’m not sure why we haven’t enacted some sort of incentive system for white male Brogessives to move to the red and soon-to-be purple states. This is not snark; I’m being genuine and am one (not the bro part, but the rest). Heterosexual white men will have the fewest barriers to entry in those areas and would…

Go ahead and write off the rest of the week; that’s a real deep rabbit hole.