Speak for yourself! 😎

Another banner day for the Bart O’Kavanaugh Charm School for Mediocre Petit-Bourgeoisie Spawn.

#Treasels?

You the real MVP for turning us on to this glorious story! Knowing that the mushy, humanoid manifestation of the concept of Mouth Breathing was punched not once but twice in the parking lot of a public access TV station warms the deepest recesses of my cold robot heart.

I will give Mystery Steve my childrens’ college funds to goad Dolt .45 into a parking lot shit kicking.

Here’s data which confirms your hypothesis. Look at this Scheißemarschall; he’s only 33.

Also worth a read:

Charlie Sotelo??

Imagine that.  Defeated by that new upstart technology, “The Wheel”.

Hey! We’re fans of your work. Swing by sometime!

Its literally on their Vision Board in the cafeteria.

Cornerstore Carolyn wins my vote. Even when presented with irrefutable video evidence to counter her claim, she barely barfs up the most milquetoast non-apology. Plus, it’s 2018 in Trumpland; once again the indignation of a white woman could’ve ended in Emmet Till Redux. And she’ll never in a million years…

“IT IS A VIOLATION OF THE 1ST AMENDMENT TO USE MY WORDS AGAINST ME!!!”

I don’t think any EDM year in review isn’t complete without at least touching in WhatSoNot’s “Not All The Beautiful Things.”

Even if I had the energy, I still wouldn’t explain it to my wife.  Because all I’d get in return is a raised eyebrow and a “Is this how you spend your days?”.

What if none of the available pizza candidates inspires you?  It would be hard to argue with the reasons to not vote for any garbage pizzas.

“Forced Birthers” is also accurate.

I’m renowned for giving toddler gifts of 5-Hour Energy and boat horns.

+62 Salty Portnoy Tears