Ugh. His antics are likely aspirational for the pack of dipshits competing in the race to the bottom that is the Michigan GOP gunernatorial primary. It’s currently a 3-way duel with Flamethrowers at 10 paces, as each professes is love for Trumpism while accusing the other 2 of being non-believers. Watching these 3…

If the next gubernatorial candidate does not lead with TV/Streaming Spots depicting Bevins as a shit-diapered screaming baby in direct reference to exactly this, the war is already lost.

Ron Paul tapped into the the same “I am very smart and will use charts and economics until everyone in the room agrees that I am smart” brand of voter that worshipped Bernie Sanders in 2016 & Ross Perot in 1992.

Metaphorical chattel breeding.  These shitbirds see “Handmaid’s Tale” as aspirational.

It’s super gross, as is their vomit-inducing obsession with Taylor Swift as some kind of “pure Aryan princess role model”.

Not a bit of a stretch, but a massive, goatse-esque tug to the outer limits.

Until that Turbodouche starts topping her chicken with police-issued pepper spray (which she, herself, called “basically a condiment”), Megyn Kelly can fuck right off about civility. She was public enemy number 1 when it came to invoking uncivil discourse not so long ago.

Alternate title:  Apples to Assholes.

What do you have against tall white people?

Well, the law is the law, so if any aspiring PharmD candidate is interested in passing their boards in AZ, moving to Scottsdale, getting a job at the Walgreen’s closest to a ritzy gated retirement community (the kind with a 1:1 Lexus-to-golf cart ratio), refuse to fill heart/pain/diabetes/boner scripts for uppity Baby…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s as if a “Rick & Morty” subreddit gained sentience (but not sapience), and created a burner account.

In all sincerity, have a great week at robot camp! Maybe you’ll get lucky and have growth spurt; then perhaps 10th grade won’t be as difficult for you as 9th grade was.

Keep beating that dead horse, nerd; it’s never going to win a stakes race for you.

It didn’t land the first time, and yet you keep trying to make it work. This is what makes you a low-quality troll. You’re in way over your head here; you read like a poorly scripted r/the_donald bot.

LOL, you certainly are a sensitive dipshit. Way to cast that “Psych 101” line in the water a few mre times. You’d be mildly interesting if you weren’t so wildly predictable and utterly bland. Stick to Disqus, kid. Those mouth breathers are more your speed. You’re not read for Varisty yet.

You’re certainly projecting how unimaginative you can be. You go to the “crying” well far too often. But I get it; you just finished a weekend seminar on Edgelording, and you couldn’t wait to show off for your tendie-huffing, pillow girlfriend-fucking Chanmates. Troll harder, dweeb.

You’re projecting all over, shitpossum. But please, do tell us all about your Mall Ninja bravado.

You’re entirely trash. I’d gleefully toss you in a lake.

• Larry Kudlow is recovering from a heart attack. [New York Times]