More white-hot tears of Baby Boomer outrage is my best guess. The most overwrought trope in media is the old “Millenials Are Killing _____”, and it’s typically something Boomers almost unilaterally love (cars, Costco, cable television, etc.), and is inherent to consumerism. Millenials “killing” processed foods is a…

Here’s a fun, and full-circle, fact!

Everything I’ve found on her throughout the day makes it seem like she’s working overtime to piss her mom off, and to challenge her grandfather’s claim to “The Shittiest LePen” trophy.

Also, won’t they have to leave sub plans and a spare key for the trigger lock if they need to take a personal day?

I’ve never stanned harder for #TeamMeteorStrike.

So she’s the Niece of Marine LePen. Considering Marine LePen was originally intended to be the less batshit LePen running the FN, after she bounced her old man following 5 failed presidential bids and being too extreme even for a party that began as a loose coalition of salty, aging Vichy collaborators, I’m morbidly…

Keleidoscope Dicks?

Now post the version with J.R.’s Wrestlemania audio dubbed over!

“I like you” is simply “I hate myself” in a ball gown and long gloves.

He famously loves the uneducated

Not when that politician makes “family values” the tentpole of their platform. And by family values, they specifically mean “no gay marriage” and “no abortions”. It’s important to air all the dirty laundry becuase in no way should someone who habitually violates “the sancitity of marriage” himself has no place…

I am a Michigander, and a huge proponent of public ed. DeVos’ appointment was, by a wide margin, the most infuriating. The shit that the Private Charter Cartel has pulled in Wayne, Kent, and Bay counties (among others) should have already placed all the nails in the coffin of For-Profit charter schools in MI. But no,…

Take my constitutional monarchy ... please!

Exactly. Plus, that’s not even an accurate allegory for Libertarianism. A better origin story for these shitheels would be the time their dads took them work, and they got to see their old men drive to an employee’s house, walk in and steal dessert off those kids’ plates, eat the desserts in front of the kids,…

Just more proof that conservatism isn’t innate, it’s a modeled disorder.

Right?? They didn’t even conceal that bit of Dick DeVos Jr’s. LEGO hair that was sticking up over the facade that he was behind, working Snyder from the inside like a human Muppet.

I think he also likes having her around for the same reason less attractive people will use photos of themselves with very attractive people for their social media profiles.

“WhatIfI’mActuallyNotSpecialitis”?

I don’t know much about the elder Prince parents, but seeing how their little shitlings view and interact with the world around them, I can’t make much of an argument that those apples fell far from the tree.

Truly an allegory for America in 2018.