Yet another reminder for me to stop trying plumb the depths of this agency’s cruelty and zealotry; there is no bottom for these soulless shitlocusts.

FUCK. That’s a great point. That shitsmith continues to ruin everything.

Four Man Bobsled, without a doubt. I grew up in Northern Michigan, spent most winters glued to a sled (or snowboard), and nothing looked more amazing to me than those insane bobsled runs.

Olympics! Woot! Outside of football and college basketball, I don’t follow many other sports, but every even numbered Year I turn into some sort of unhinged, Randy Marsh-esque Superfan for the Olympics. And not even for the least-effort patriotic theater is provides; I’m just that amped up for the pageantry and the…

Pound sand, Nikita.

I’ll eat my hat if less than 30 Breitard commenters called his exes “lying Soros-paid Deep State prostitutes”.

Exactly! The powers that be had figured out the delicate balance to keep just enough of the populace complacent, while wresting as much wealth from the economy as possible. Then Rupert Murdoch came along and showed them that they could have even more, by dividing the laborers & petit bourgeoisie into ideologically…

I thought they quarantined you incels to Reddit and 4chan?

I’ve probably bitched about bread & circuses to my wife a dozen times this week.

Beyond that, the complacency that the oligarchs currently enjoy from the average American is predicated on comfort and entertainment. Once those evaporate, the issue ceases to be part of the Right/Left dichotomy and moves into a Capital-Consumer/Labor struggle. That’s the point at which it gets ugly for the…

“Rand is an insufferable ideologue, and frankly he gives me the creeps.”

I’m with you on this one. I’ve never read his homophobia, world-class misogyny, or general shittiness as a function of his sexual neuroses, but rather as the only logical conclusion of 58 years (can you believe this septuagenarian-looking motherfucker is only 58???) of Jesus Fear. He seems so steadfastly terrified of…

+1 Broken Rib

Gaze upon this abomination and weep; where is your god now??

Counterpoint: He is adorable and is probably a very good boy, because (almost) all dogs are. Steve Wynn, however, looks like the muppet version of Steve Guttenberg that’s been in a house fire.

I’ve owned an Estwing 20 oz. Claw with English leather grip for the better part of 2 decades; it’s easily one of my favorite tools. The balance is impeccable.

That’s why I rushed my kid down to the county clerk about a week before the last shutdown and dropped the extra cash for expedited service. It actually came this week, against all odds!

Oh, I don’t know about that. He seemed pretty surprised at the news of Frederick Douglass’ passing.

“...hacking up chunks of mirth...”