The Berndinistas are going to be coming back out of the woodwork for the next 21 months, and there isn’t enough bourbon in the world for this.

Also, Bernie: Don’t run. Spare us all the bullshit for once.

No surrender, no retreat!

The heady days of summer are over, we’ve got a long stretch until the next Federally-mandated long weekend, and it’s the end of a short workweek. Why not reminisce?

I would, especially if it was Dr. Pepper. They probably called Harry Burnett Reese a monster when he spliced peanut butter with chocolate, as well. Visionaries and geniuses are seldom appreciated in their own time.

I’m willing to concede that my interests generally skew pretty nerdy, that most of my childhood/teen years overlapped with the rise and fall of arcades, and that I was 100% raised as an “Indoor Kid”, but is this really a thing that people didn’t know? That pinball tables actually have objectives? Or do people just…

Kelly Faircloth already covered this earlier, but I just needed a flimsy excuse to post this headline which aptly describes the saucy glutengasm as filthy and sexy. Also, more idiotic tags, because its important to have hobbies.

Do I like to shit on and generally dunk all over Baby Boomers as a voting bloc? Absolutely; but that’s only because of the remorseless, depraved selfishness they choose to exhibit through their politics after being gifted the single greatest period of economic prosperity in modern history, only to immediately turn…

Goodbye, Moderation!

At first blush, I had assumed this was a Lifehacker article because it’s absolutely the fundamental human interaction which would need to be explained to insectoid aliens wearing people suits. But upon further examination, there was a suspicious lack of questions about hygiene and the appropriate length of time to…

I look forward to the inevitable supercut Of morning news anchors cutely segueing into this story by (awkwardly) reciting lyrics from the song. Bonus points for anyone who uses something other than “Laid Back”. I sincerely hope Mika Brezinski uses “Raise up off these N-U-T’s.”

Serendipitously enough, after hachi’s fantastic discussion about the bangability of the Avengers I stumbled upon this gem on Reddit.

not everything was meant to be topless.

So this has been going on since about October. They were clean and plowed out last night.

Because I could in this car. I posted on a whim on the sponsored post on the FP. I didn't realize there were so many Lupin fans on here.

All I can hear is "Renegade" by Styx.

Don't text and drive, guys.