Thank YOU for putting up with us drunks and our accidents! Seriously... most of my step-mom's nurse stories end in me wanting to puke (no fancypants suit or homeless people vestibules involved). You're a much > human than I am.

Omg! I want a PVC Marie Antoinette ballgown!! You sound rockin'!

Fuck, I just posted this on the racist sexist uncle article on Gawker. Well:

Reading indiscriminately is the next best thing to travelling to expand someone's view of the world.

A few years ago, my boss overloaded me with so much work that there was no conceivable way I'd be able to go home and would have to spend Thanksgiving alone. Eventually, after realizing that he's a giant asshole, he invited me to join him and his fancypants friends for Thanksgiving at his fancypants private club. It…

You sound like a fantastic person :)

Easy - I read. I loved to read from the minute I started learning how, and I read everything I could get my hands on growing up. I started reading at an adult level when I was 9, and since no one else in my family liked to read, none of them read through my stuff to censor my choices.

My parents are going, and I'm an only child. I'd never hear the end of it. I plan to bring vodka.

I saw Blackfish a few weeks ago, and no joke, it still affects me now. I still think about it. I've never been to Sea World, and I refuse to ever set foot in any sort of establishment like Sea World. So appalling. Sea World and its fucking Thanksgiving float can fuck the fuck off. Also, I think everyone should watch…

Fuck off with your shit. White people are the one's who separated everyone that wasn't like them and now we are dealing with the consequences. Fuck you in your White ass.

Meeeee too.

I feel bad for your. I'm central but I still can watch without fear of someone ruining it for me. I would have to avoid all humans and internet if I lived PST.

I feel like my heart just got stomped on. Like the love of my life just broke my heart. Ok, full disclosure, the love of my life literally just broke my heart tonight, but it says something that this is still managing to upset me to this degree, says something.

What are suitable replacements for alcohol in your life when you've still got the urge but can't partake?

"YEAH JEETS" is going to be the meme of the day, right?

We should make matching t-shirts. Do you also have a half-assed hairstyle because of the same reason?

My excuse? I'm lazy.

In a marriage, I know they say that you are supposed to forgive and get over things. Never bring things from the past like this up in a fight. But, girl, I would NEVER let him live this down. I figure you have a lifetime pass from entertaining his family. FYI: I am a married lady as well.