Fuck CNN

Grew up on a farm. Watering the animals daily? Check.

They do that lots of places. Just Google “agritourism.”

I was going to suggest the two 5 gallon buckets of water as an additional difficulty. It’s much harder to carry heavy things like that when you’re worried about splashing inside your boots and needing to make an extra trip.

The first 12 months of parenting is a desperate search for control and constants. Good luck finding any of that. Once you think you’re settled into a new routine, everything up and changes.

“Hello, uh, governor Romney? I don’t suppose you still have those binders of women handy...? Also, some transition papers, a competent staff, any idea what the president does, and some Jack Daniels?”

“I like your gumption! Sure, we’ve got this other candidates who literally meets 100% of the job requirements, but it looks like you’ll be a better cultural fit.”

Have the Bobs been in to talk to him yet?

But the worst thing is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

lol....

This is far too complicated. Just put some foil down on a baking sheet and start it in a cold oven set to 375 degrees for 15 minutes or so. If it’s thick cut you might have to flip it for the last few minutes.

That is fucking witchcraft, right there.

I’d extend this tip to only adding pasta to soup when you serve it. Even if you refrigerate leftover soup with pasta then reheat it, you will have mushy pasta.

True, Trump is objectively worse than HRC, but she still sucks on pretty much every issue outside of abortion and LGBT rights. I voted for Hillary by absentee ballot, but I had to hold my nose with a vise to do it.

Whether Hill was already prepping for certain questions is a total nonissue. Stealing debate questions and sending them to a campaign is a gross abuse of trust and power. The idea that a presidential debate was tampered with and there is credible evidence of collusion is deeply disturbing. That’s not ridiculous.

I know that no soap cleaning is gospel with cast iron advocates but you can use soap. If you’ve seasoned it properly and the molecular change has taken place to bond the oil to the iron you won’t be able to wash off the seasoning with water if you want to. A little soap ain’t gonna hurt.

They are racist, not stupid.

You might want to talk to the anti-vaxxers, homeopathic medicine and GMO folk before you start to attribute that to one side of the aisle only.

But popping them feels so good!!

A little egg on egg action?