Please see “Saved By The Bell” Season 2, Episode 9. It seems to allude to the fact that caffeine pills are a gateway to more serious drug usage. “I’m so excited, I’m so excited...I’m so scared”

That’s not a pizza— it’s a waffled calzone!

Im not in the business of telling people how they should and should not raise the miniature versions of themselves.. However I do wonder what they think will happen when that child goes off to college and experiences the unfiltered world they were shielded from for 18+ years.

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

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That’s what I see as well.

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.

Don’t be so quick to pan Hershey’s

I clearly have a real misunderstanding of North Dakota.

apples to oranges. i wouldn’t call safe sex education a failing. i do agree it would be nice if kids were taught about both.

Sometimes I get paid to sit on the can reading Lifehacker articles on my phone.

So... basically, “suck it up, deal with it and quit whining”.

Only with a stick of khlav kalash.

Ewwww! ...I’ll take the the crab juice.

That’s not a sharpener, it’s usually a ridged honing steel which is only meant to touch-up a slightly dull knife by straightening the bent over edge (which is the first thing that happens to a knife as it dulls). It won’t sharpen a really dull knife and you can’t touch up small nicks or chips with it.

Two option: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.

I only pay attention to the local section of the paper and www.upworthy.com. Unless it’s really significant - like the Paris attacks - I probably know nothing about it. I’m with Sherlock Holmes on this - if it’s not immediately useful information, it doesn’t need to be in my brain. I'd rather be a person who stops and…

Anticipating stops by engine braking with a manual transmission really gives you a greater feeling of control in bad weather driving. Same for stop and go in dry conditions.

As a parent, this is exactly what we do when we don't understand what the problem is asking to solve. I'm always pleasantly surprised when my daughter proves to understand the concept, even if she's still shaky on the execution.