“but you’re basically going to coat roasted, drained spaghetti squash strands with a mixture of flour...”

sometimes there’s nitrogen in the air we breathe in EXCESS of 50 % !!!!

“But why does xantham gum make it pseudoplastic?

it’s not in the Heinz ingredients.

Truly this is a frustrating reply. Saying it’s non-newtonian is only more clearly defining *that* it behaves that way, not why. The real question, which is not addressed, is what microscopically causes ketchup to be non-newtonian.

it’s bad for the food, not the oven. too hot for too long will burn the outside leaving the inside underdone.

or 2 year olds :(

I vote for: a rubber band. from kale or broccoli works best.

I vote for: a rubber band. from kale or broccoli works best.

A rubber band. The kind used for kale works best. When it wears out after a few months, i buy another bunch of kale.

A rubber band. The kind used for kale works best. When it wears out after a few months, i buy another bunch of kale.

FYI a new angle grinder can be had for <$20 on sale from harbor freight or similar. Used will go even cheaper.

my first step is always to change the gas filter. Next is to make sure the carb is clean - it sounds like it could be a dirty/gummy float hinge.

“That phrasing makes me stabby. It sounds manipulative, like a low-key guilt trip.”

“creating a dairy surplus. Prices will likely increase”

I agree too. I feel like the pillowy stuff doesn’t even get me clean.

I agree too. I feel like the pillowy stuff doesn’t even get me clean.

Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.

yeah, whats your point?

eh, my 2 year old has started terrorizing the dog. he’s good for cleaning, but she’s bad for him... ARGRGRGGRGR!!!!

I use cream cheese to sooth my ass sores, but it still tasted great on my bagels!

seriously, did they even read the friggin article?

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