I’m not asking the snake nicely to let me look at its anal plate before determining if I should freak out about seeing it on my car.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

You must never have partaken in any activity where learning tricks is the main goal i.e. skateboarding, (freestyle) skiing or snowboarding, dirt jumping etc. The amount of times you typically fail at something, especially more difficult/complex/bigger tricks, is enough to turn a lot of people off the sports. Yes…

My head just about exploded thinking about the epic showdown that would have happened if Schiano hit THIS guy with his car. Universe, please make it happen.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

Hey hey hey, let’s not forget about the Chrysler 200.

That’s the catchiest song of the summer? 2016 is truly the worst year ever.

600 horsepower? I’m pretty sure it’s got Lambo exhausts bro.

In this example, there’s no comparison.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

Speeding really shouldn’t be a felony. Don’t we have enough people in privatized prisons already? Slap the felony charge on when people are hurt.

Who? The Camaro or the videographer?

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

Can we please give Cleveland a few days before we have to deal with this bullshit again?

I’m not great at spelling, but Benghazi has a “Z” in it.

+1 for the ironic non-clickbait title. Well played!

I think benching love for Frye and Irving for Dellavedova is their best bet. Or Thompson for Dellavedova and let lebron be the point.

If you can’t beat best regular season basketball team twice in their near-invincible home arena your team is pathetic and deserves to be washed out to sea.