7.) Move the team to Baltimore

Are you trolling us right now?

A consolation:

I’m glad I’m not the only one. It’s getting harder, and harder for me to spot the ever growing number of things were supposed to be offended by. I couldn’t see what was the issue with this one. In thought maybe I’m getting too old and can’t be bothered to care enough. Social indignity is a young persons game. The fact…

I got you, fam:

Are these ... Jeep Cherokee Limited wheels ?

These are the best, he asked for the worst...

Looking at the camo.. the rear windows are filled in. The cover isnt particularly square in the back. The back roof area has some odd sags...

His behind-the-ears tattoo signifies that he’s killed a career.

“Shut the fuck up, Abbott.”

“Go fuck yourself, Lester.”

#COTD

Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

I understand the “stand in front of your ride and ‘look hard’” shot that always has to be done. I also understand that side-by-sides are very capable, quite fast, and super fun. Lastly, I understand that driving them well is a skill like that required for any other form of transport. However, there is just no way to…

He beat the Warriors twice last year in the Finals. HE did, not the Cavs

What if I told you, that the Warriors season this year will be a 30 for 30 with a not so happy ending?

Cyclists don’t have the same rules, at least not in California.

Yeah - colloquially speaking, if someone says “southern” on most of the east coast/Atlantic seaboard, it typically means “the southeast except Florida.” Florida is considered its own thing. Because Florida.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

So what they are saying is a $250,000 rally car driven by a professional racecar driver is faster than a $60,000 Airel Atom driven by a automotive VJ, which is faster than a $25,000 bike driven by Ricky Gervais? Ok, got it.