Aaron-Morrow
Aaron-Morrow
Aaron-Morrow

Once again, I can’t say enough good things about the Big Finish productions.

I was shocked by Venture Bros. exclusion. Invalid list. “So that’s what happened to the sevens...”

No love for The Venture Bros “The Diving Bell Vs. The Butter Glider”?

That’s always been the consensus though, isn’t it? Yeah, the movie as a whole is pretty crap (Tommy Lee Wallace was never particularly distinguished before or after being tapped to make direct it) but Tim Curry’s Pennywise is like a fucking Brando classic.

Santa’s WHITE! HE JUST IS!

Opinions vary.

Normally, when I’m listing the realest dudes in wrestling, my picks are Scott Norton and Tim Prichard. But Terry really needs to be on that list, too.

He’s just old and broken-down (it’s about two decades since the scene where the doc tells him he’s basically out of knee cartilage) but making it to 73 and counting with the kind of pain he’s probably in everyday is pretty impressive. 

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Always fun to hear Terry Funk’s voice in your head when you’re reading his quotes.

Funk is coolest person in the history of the world.

This was an awesome, fun to read story I knew little about. Excellent!

Mick Foley - Terry Funk in the finals of the King Of The Death Match tournament in 1995. Top shelf hardcore.

Funk is truly a tough sumbitch. It’s amazing that 20-ish years after “Beyond the Mat”, both he and Jake Roberts are still alive and kicking.

Terry hasn’t been the same ever since he lost his job at the Double Deuce.

But, for now, understand that its major city is Paradise City, where, presumably, the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

I’m sure somewhere else, someone has made this point more eloquently than me. But, such is the Internet.

You mean...Hell Yeah...

That is tragic. Hell, yeah.

Also, my phone’s ringtone is “The Night Begins to Shine”