I’m so glad that somebody is finally talking about Toast of London. I discovered it on Netflix shortly after it became available and it’s so freaking hilarious! “Steven? This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?”

“Hi Steven. This is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?”

Peggy Noonan, indeed. Never forget.

“But why does she still have such a high profile platform?”

Maureen Dowd is the worst.

Maureen Dowd is the absolute worst, because I think she knows better but she does this shit, anyway. Let’s be real: Maureen Dowd hates women. Anyone who has followed her obsession with Hillary Clinton and trying to tar her with her husbands indiscretions knows that, already. And why people let her keep getting away…

But how did he feel about not being asked back for the live-action reboot of Beauty & The Beast?

She needs to change her path to around Focus on the Family.

Ooh, I got a better one. How about ‘The Butt-ler?’ Get it?

So many comments with no nod to the origin of the name...

[holds it in]

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

The Mad Poop-ah! Look out!

Bob’s Burgers did it

That’s always been the consensus though, isn’t it? Yeah, the movie as a whole is pretty crap (Tommy Lee Wallace was never particularly distinguished before or after being tapped to make direct it) but Tim Curry’s Pennywise is like a fucking Brando classic.

Santa’s WHITE! HE JUST IS!

Opinions vary.