Reading between the lines of the situation, but it sounds like the driver intentionally put the software into a fucked-up situation just to see what it would do. Is that right? He’s got his friends in the car, and he’s approaching a T-intersection, possibly at a high speed, and he goes “OK, let’s see what happens!”

Excellent piece. Jason Whitlock is a fucking idiot.

Houston Nutt Sues Mississippi Sonsabitches

My view: Racial profiling FOR SURE. Intimidation? The only one who was intimidated during that stop was the cop who sounded like he was pissing his pants. He got waaaay more than he bargained for on that stop.

Good fucking god, people: It’s pronounced Reece-is. Like “Reece is a piece of work.”

“Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop...”

You’re making it sound like Apple has never stopped being worth $100 as a company. You’re right that if AAPL was worth $100, then a 2-1 split gets you two shares for $50 each. But the valuation/stock price has also changed. Look, the math is simple here, and it works out to nearly 1.3 million dollars:

The splits absolutely do matter. About1.5psi is making it sound like the value of the company has been static, in which case a one-dollar share becomes 50 cents in a 2-1 split. But, obviously, that’s not been the case. The math is simple on this.

No, he’s right actually. OS9 came out in ‘99. He said he bought the stock right after OS9 came out. Let’s say early 2000. The stock split in June, 2000 (2-1), split again in 2005 (2-1), and split again 2014 (7-1).

No, he’s right actually. OS9 came out in ‘99. He said he bought the stock right after OS9 came out. Let’s say early 2000. The stock split in June, 2000 (2-1), split again in 2005 (2-1), and split again 2014 (7-1).

Why can’t it be both? The gun laws/culture in this country are terrible. There are too many guns, they are too easy to get, and the laws are too permissive for those who have them. (For one thing, it leads to situations where cops can’t always tell if it’s a “good guy” or “bad guy” with a gun.)

This comment needs to be rendered in the most elegant of calligraphy with the most vivid of inks on the finest of parchment in the land, and then framed, and then displayed in our nation’s capitol. Or at the very least, here’s another star. It is THAT fuckin’ good.

PERFECT.

32-year-old Steven Marks

I am deeply offended any time I see an SS variety of a Chevy, because I assume they were manufactured and named in honor of the Nazis. Even when people tell me “no, that means Super Sport,” I say “NO, THIS THING IS LIKE THE OTHER THING AND SO THEY ARE THE SAME THING!”

The Auschwitz video is a fucking disgrace.

I know nothing about this subject, so please pardon my stupid question: How fast is the bullet traveling once it reaches 2 miles? I mean, at what distance does it the speed to fall to a likely non-lethal one?

Yeah, what the fuck? Even if you went along with the fucked rationale, he should be saying to the flight attendant, “Can *I* please change seats?”

The verdict seems to indicate she’s legally culpable.

Your original joke was pretty bad, but this entire thing was worth it for your drier-than-Death-Valley response here. Well done!