He looks like he is a time-traveling robot whose job it is to hunt down time-traveling robots.

I like how the dude chases after him at first, but then goes over to the lady and is like, “Quick! I’ll pump the gas! You go confront the thief!”

HA! Bank of America?! He’s way more of a Deutsche Bank.

...when you’re in a heightened emotional state due to the huge fight you just had with your significant other.

Dude on the right looks like he could be related to Ted Cruz. Very punchable faces.

Nice humblebrag about your awesome place in the country.

Future Mets DH, Brock Osweiler...

I am not being snarky here, but this doesn’t follow. You say he neglected to address Leahy’s question, but then you immediately said he had a response to it. Sessions is a fucking racist piece of shit for sure, but which one is it? Has he not responded to Leahy’s question, or has he (and probably dishonestly)?

If I just took a quick glance at it, I might even just assume it’s some old weird Datsun (reminiscent of the 240, but not quite a 240).

My Toyota (Prius) has it on the left. The driver’s side.

I am relieved to hear this. (Since I won’t be renting it.)

I am usually not thrilled when I see spoilers for shit that I want to see, BUT GOOD GOD THANK YOU FOR THE DEAD-KID SPOILER ABOUT ARRIVAL! I’ve spent the last couple weeks convincing my wife why we should totally drop the four bucks or whatever to rent this movie. (It’s sci-fi, but it’s also supposed to be like REALLY…

A hate crime isn’t a standalone crime. It’s something that “enhances” existing charges. So the first thing they will do is investigate so they can come up with all the charges, and then they can determine which charges the hate crime enhancements can be successfully applied to.

Your scorching hot take is going require several icepacks.

I think it means different things to different people, but I can’t think of any instance that wouldn’t be really fucking obnoxious/weird. Like, there are really shitty right-wingers who use the term “straight pride” in the way that they say “white history month,” and then there are the people who come at it from more…

being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge

+1. Also, that is fucking awful.

-Aqib Talib

Peter is very offended and you should apologize right away.

In a world of hot takes, this one is thermonuclear.