Trump’s statement to the people affected by this emergency:

Thank you for the info!

Really interesting article. Thanks for posting it.

Not a millennial, though. I forgot it was from T2 because I hadn’t seen the movie since I saw it in the theater when I was 12.

What movie is that gif from?

Just bought a box of mini-Saltines yesterday because my wife had the stomach flu. I will still eat 95% of that box because they rule.

Saltines never get the cred they deserve. You’re right: saltines are an excellent peanut butter delivery vehicle. Also, cheddar on saltines is fucking delicious. It just is. Hell, brie on saltines is fine, too. Hell, you can slather butter on saltines and it’s better than “butter crackers.”

Thank you. Essentially, Italian wedding soup is basically just chicken noodle soup with meatballs and escarole and a different kind of noodle. In other words, Italian wedding soup > Chicken noodle soup.

Maybe she got a PhD in Brevity. And Plagiarism. That, too.

If You Give A Mouse A Cookie is a family favorite in my house. My wife loved it as a kid, and our kids love it now. We even read them the story from the same book she had as a child.

I WAS RIGHT. I guessed mother.

This is both counter-intuitive and not at all.

I may not be caught up on the latest, but I’m pretty sure he’s up for the death penalty. And, again, I may be confusing this with another case, but I *thought* this dude’s (original) lawyer actually offered a guilty plea in exchange for life-no-parole (but no death penalty). But the deal was rejected by prosecutors.

Actually, now that Trump won, we can all stop being so “PC” and saying how we really feel. I mean, that was a major issue with the Trump camp and his supporters, right? I feel like dumb fucking overly privileged white men are going to be so happy and refreshed when people call them out as the cowardly, pants-pissing,…

You might be the least informed, dumbest person I’ve ever talked to.

I’ve been doing work for the Colorado Democratic Party. We have early voting here. At least here in Colorado (and I don’t see why it would be different in California) a postmark of 11/8 is TOO LATE. In fact, we’d been telling all voters to mail their ballots no later than 11/1. So now we’re telling voters to only use…

These children who bullied her are in for some serious fucking guilt and shame. They may be feeling it already, but as they grow older, and as some of them become parents, this will plague them like a curse.

It’s a white guy, so while he may be a “coward,” he’s definitely not a terrorist or thug. OK?

This being in Australia, I am just wondering what kind of terrifying horse-sized arachnids are lurking in those bushes, about to devour those two.

Have watched the Death Wheelers once before. Good god what a fucking terrible movie.