Did you miss the joke? You asked if the kid spent his birthday at a bar, and the dude responded, no, he spends Sundays at the bar. Meaning his birthday (which was on a Sunday) was spent at a bar, but not because it was his birthday, but because this five-year old goes to be a bar every week.

Drunk people are a problem that needs solving. They kill people on the roads.

“She says I grabbed her butt. Didn’t happen. Believe me, folks. I clearly stated on the record that I grab women by the pussies. OK? So this is just another case of the election being rigged. It’s tremendous how much it’s rigged. Sad!”

Iiiiiii am a BANANA!

So can prosecutors bring them to trial for other charges now at least?

You can order custom badges from Subaru. Some of then indicate you’ve owned multiple Subarus, others indicate shit like, oh hey I like to fish, and others to indicate gay pride/allegiance.

WRONG FUCKING RULES.

Am I crazy or does this guy’s accent have a lot of south Jersey in it?

Wow, and I figured Tebow wasn’t into beer.

4K buys a lot of car. And none of them have to be this one. CP.

Oh honey, that’s because you are too old for him. He likes women his daughter’s age. *barf*

Did you ask your inside man there? Isnt’t there a former Deadspin editor now at The Ringer?

Hahahaha maybe a joke but he changed it to “wright-off.”

500? NP. Don’t care. NP.

Or it’s going to be a traditionally attractive, Alfred-Hitchcock-ingenue-esque blonde who asks him why he’s so sexist and he’s going to spend the first minute talking about how hot she is and the second minute negging her. He will definitely call her “sweetheart” at some point. If we’re very, very lucky, he will…

This is pretty sick. Talk him down to 8,500 for the bum A/C and you’ve got a NP.

That was....that was fucking beautiful.

Gonna get slightly political here. If you impose more gun control, it won’t necessarily stop lunatics from going on rampages. But if they don’t have a gun, the potential for victim injuries or deaths is far lower. This dude had a big fucking knife. The only one who even go hurt, let alone killed, was the attacker.

Agreed. The Datsun 810 would be markedly more fun to drive than this (even though you can pretend you’re Harvey Keitel in this one).

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