HAHAHA what the fuck are you talking about?

A little!

And now we see why Deadspin was spared in the massive Gawker Media layoffs this week.

THE JUDGE AGREED!

I love this feature. Especially when I park next to a homeless person who is trying to sleep in the gutter, and the light wakes him up and makes him scamper away all impressed and intimidated by me and my car.

In some ways it is. In some ways it is not. Allow me to illustrate:

A friend of mine thinks that putting your hand down the back of a girl’s pants in public is equivalent to putting your arm around a girl as a show of affection. Am I crazy in thinking this is crazy?

“And, another thing: how come it’s okay for black people to say the ‘n-word,’ but when I say it, I’m a ‘racist’?” - You, probably.

Boy, you’ve really chosen a great hill to die on.

WADA is a great swimming magazine. Their sister publication, C-MENT is also great if you’re into auto racing.

She’s definitely got a Tall Man from Phantasm vibe going on..

Only way this would have been better is if everyone was drinking tall boys of Labbatt or Canadian. I mean, now that I’ve said that, admit that it actually feels weird that they’re NOT, right?

I mean...I think that’s the “work” part. It’s not hard work to have a great time with the person you love when you’re getting along with them. The work comes in on those occasions when you’re both pissed/have hurt feelings, and instead of delivering another barb, you go: “I love you,” and take her hand.

Seven-year wedding anniversary is next for us and we really only just in the last year or two have started figuring out how to “fight better.” We don’t fight often. But when we do, our fights are always about something different on the surface, but the same at the core. We fucking despise fighting, and you really…

Gross. +1

Bond looks into Pussy’s “deep blue-violet eyes that were no longer hard … He bent and kissed them lightly.

If you’re going to be a Skins fan, you’re gonna need a fluffer.

Dude needs to lay off the helium. And the c-word.

The guy in the middle is acting like a 6th grader. Has the guy ever seen a woman before? Why the fuck is he giggling so loud? The dude all the way on the end (the non Duck Dynasty guy) looks embarrassed for himself, as he should be.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?