John Fox will punt just to be on the safe side.

Yeah, that’s definitely one of those things where it’s a little-known word, and kind of cool to learn. Thanks for not thinking I’m as annoying as I was afraid I was.

“Jibe” not “jive.”

Ah, republicans. Is there no limit to how much they love freedom?

“stiffed” instead of “gypped” and you’ve got yourself a winner.

7:54a is sleeping time? CUTE!

In 2015, telling young women that it’s their responsibility to keep chaste and virginal in order to retain their “character” is just plain irresponsible.

Wow, that was some of the most coked-up writing I’ve read since Stephen King’s Cujo.

I hope you guys cover the next half-hour of TV, when Larry Wilmore completely fucking blew it on his transgender-themed episode. (Shame, ‘cos I like Wilmore.)

Team Busybodies. Not by much. But still...

Don’t worry about the kid having a drink while mom’s going potty. Worry about the bottle of nail polish remover that’s right there on the ground, easily within the kid’s reach. (Never assume you’ll catch them on time. Kids just sit there doing nothing while you’re looking at them. Then, when you turn your back for a…

Your job isn’t to sniff out every fucking little thing that is about the Reds and fucking put it out there for every other fucking guy to hear. It’s not your job.

Ari is a 8-month year old pug, beagle, deer mix who has no home.

No bucks, no Buck Rogers. One of my top five favorite movies ever.

You are fucking awesome. And whatever your idea of awesome it is, I mean, like, fucking multiply that by about a million. Fuckin’ a, that was goddamn inspiring.

Probably why I'm not an advice columnist, but here goes my response:

Robinson maintains that there was no child abuse in the home, but that she and her husband got into a shoving match while she was holding the couple’s 18-month-old child.

Way to go, Drew, you fucking Food Network GLORY BOY.

From the Post And Courier article:

With Republicans, it’s all personal-responsibility this and pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps that...until they threaten to murder their wives, then it’s all I-had-a-cold this and the-cough-syrup-made-me-do-it that.