That's absurd, but I can out-absurd that: my brother and I were once shushed by another audience member when we were laughing too hard. It was Kids In The Hall live.

It's an added fuck you to Lillard that this was during the fucking Great Depression. He was banned for getting work during the Great Depression. Amazing.

What kind of car is this?

Karyn, please join us in the metal subculture. "Sick" is the most used word in our lexicon.

Remember when Kings of Leon shit in my ears? It happens every time I hear their music. In other words, I hear it with my ears. And their music is shit.

I have not followed any of the Gamergate stuff, but when Jez or Gawker or whatever posted about the car crash/assassination attempt thing, I decided I needed to hear/see this prick talk. But when I watched it seemed completely obvious to me that he was putting on an act, that he was being completely ironic. I'm not…

Your comment is a model comment. They could shut down Kinja forever, as there will never be a comment that surpasses your comment. Someday, there will be entire college courses that study your comment. They will be 300-level courses. We're all living in the shadow of your comment. That you deigned to comment on my…

I'm thinking pretty much all of Pavement's/Malkmus' fans are probably not thinking he's going the way of Liz Phair, but figuring he's just having a bit of fun.

AN INDIE DUDE DOING SOMETHING IRONIC?!?!?! My head has totally exploded.

Looking forward to your next book, I Could Get Hurt.

Reporter: "Are you worried he's going to poke someone's eye out?"

I am so sorry for your loss. I've got a 3 year old and a 1 year old right now, and I can hear them downstairs screaming, giving my wife holy hell. But I need to go hug them both, and hard, right now.

Broncos fan here. Funny to compare the two teams in the same situation. I think Manning is fucking awesome. But I also never take for granted a Broncos TD when they're in the red zone. I mean, in all this discussion about Seattle, it's 100% certainty that they get the TD with Lynch running it. It's 100% now as an…

If he can get over Sunday, Seahawks fans probably can too.

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Wow, I see tons of Darts here in Colorado, land of the Subaru.

So she says "jeez" a lot in this book, huh?

"Goofed" is not a good synonym for "raped."

Probably two things:

Thank you! And Manning isn't even a rapist!