Hi, is this article about how the Broncos went 7 yards, 2 feet, and 11.99 inches on 4th and 8 last night and didn't get the first down because there's no NFL rule stating "(a) Sometimes, I mean, shit, just give 'em the goddamn first down, y'know?" Because it should be.

J. Thomas was pretty good, though. True about the injuries. It'd be a shame to lose D. Thomas. Wes Welker, on the other hand, was pretty pointless this year. I'm not sure I'll even notice if he's gone or not. I'd just as soon have Manning retire now than go through another almost-great season. I'd much rather free…

Isn't she just kicking it behind her? Looks to be poorly staged/arranged, not erased.

I hope you're wrong about the Broncos, Drew.

Kamakura was awesome (back in the late 90s, at least)!

University of Illinois grad here. Kamakura is where I first tried sushi. Now, I am a sushi lover. Would highly recommend it to anyone. Unless you are trying to rob the place.

Going for a combo of intoxication + the guy is a stranger + she realizes she's gonna get caught for calling in sick + her boyfriend's pissed 'cos he thinks she's cheating (even though it's just a stranger).

What in the fuck did I just read?

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"ASIANS LOVE GAMBLING!"

You should have more stars.

Your husband? You're seven years old and you're married already?!

Needs an FWD/RWD/AWD-related questions. How else will you land on Subaru Outback/Impreza vs Volkswagen Jetta? I DON'T FUCKING WANT A JETTA.

It's actually not bad.

"Let's be clear on this right now: If you invite me into your home and serve me mushrooms from your home log, I'm not eating them."

It's like when I went to my usual beer store the other day, put a $12 single beer (one I've been eyeing for a month) in my cart, then did the rest of my shopping. I brought it up to the counter, and right as he was about to ring it up, I bailed. Couldn't bring myself to spend the dough on it. The guy behind the…

Drink sweet drinks, walk around. When my wife was having contractions that weren't close or long enough for us to head for the hospital, the nurses said to walk around and drink sweet drinks. She took a few laps around the house and had a nice tall glass of ginger ale. In the hospital two hours later.

This is a great point. But, also, I'd rather learn someone was a liar than the victim of a rape. If my daughter said she was raped, and then it came out she lied about it, I'd be deeply disappointed that she lied... but I'd also be so fucking relieved to know that she wasn't raped.

RTJ is pretty good, I think. Dynamic. Sometimes El-P sounds a little too Everlast, but it's some headnodding shit for sure. A lot of people on here have valid concerns about the content. Here's something a little more thoughtful (a little too self-aware for my taste, but overall pretty good)...

Dater? More like Harraster.