Right, you and a lot of other people. And those of you who were horrified to learn that are not racist people even if you were using a racist term. The ones who are racist are the ones who react defensively about it and continue to use it even if they never knew it was a racist term to begin with, and did not mean to…

Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at a bar.

First it was in Bob the Builder. Now this. Greg Proops pops up in the most random places.

Totally. It's like the "Gyp" test. I feel like most people who use the word "Gyp" as a verb have no idea what word they're even saying or where it comes from (they'd probably spell it "jip"). Tell them the etymology of it. They'll either react with defensiveness about how it doesn't matter what the word originally…

Good one

I am confused by the tweet/pic. She was a Ferguson protestor. So she was protesting the police/shooting? She was on the side of the protestors? But then she bought herself a gun to defend herself against the protestors?

There's a University of Illinois football helmet on the premises. Not a coincidence.

JESUS CHRIST, DUDE. (Also another mark against getting fixed: heavy drinking is absolutely the first thing I would after getting a vasectomy.)

Ongoing discussion between my wife and me: vasectomy or third kid. I've been leaning toward the vasectomy, while my wife hasn't been ready to give up on the third kid. Now that I've read this, I think I'm starting to see her side of things.

Fox and Friends is going to have a difficult time with this. On one hand, they're going to really want to rally for these young athletes. On the other hand, those athletes are black.

When a dude (or, come on, ANYONE) over 13 years old says "I'm as pure as can be," all credibility is lost.

Albert, you're wrong about 4a to 6a. It sounds insane, but this is the second best time of the day (8p - 10p is the best). (Dad to infant and a 3-year old here.) It's hell getting up that early, but once you're up, you can use it for work, for drinking coffee, for doing anything, really. You can use it to be…

Didn't Anonymous see that really helpful Lifehacker posts about typography? It even came with a link to a bunch of really nice free fonts!

Wait, wait, wait... this is a segment where they sit on the fucking toilet and drink wine?! This is not a thing I imagined people do socially. It's a thing I think we sometimes all do and hope no one finds out. "You didn't have that wine in the bathroom with you, right?"

Are Curt Schilling and Kirk Cameron boning now? Or just frotting?

Well, you got me. Your original comment was sincere enough to make me think you weren't a troll, but you clearly are.

You sound sincere. So I'll respond. There are a few statements in your comment I'd like to highlight:

"Because if you like porter, then almost EVERYONE'S porter is at least 'good.'"

INSTANT HEADACHES.

Ten Fidy isn't a porter, though. It's an imperial stout. It's fucking AWESOME, but that shit is strong (10.5, hence the name). I would not put Ten Fidy and Guinness in the same category. Haven't had the Founder's Breakfast. Will check it out.