No email of the week? What the fuck, did Big Mayo get to you before you could paste it in?

You'll still never be as good as your brother Denny, but this was phenomenal.

Why in the fuck would you call Staind a noise band? It's not like they're on Northern Spy or something. Don't insult the noise genre like that.

Oh man! NO!

I haven't listened to this song, and don't really care to. But can someone fill me in on what Tom Petty song this one is a total fucking rip-off of?

I am too lazy to look up the interview (so I may misremember some of the details), but I remember a really great interview with the Mars Volta. The two main dudes in that band are Latino and from El Paso. Anyways, they were talking about how they were recording their album, and how they were communing with ghosts, or…

Thank you so much. And due to the impulsive way I wrote that admission of my struggles, it seems I could have probably used a copy editor myself.

Fuck that shit, indeed. Don't let her think it's okay for even a second.

Fuckin' a, it almost seems like you're able to enjoy your mother's ridiculous anger. Good for you.

I am not in treatment; nor was I aware of the Emily Program. Thank you for telling me about it. I will look into it.

thank you for sharing. I feel you on the frustration with them treating you nicer. I don't know what my weight would be if I didn't have Crohns, but it is definitely effective at keeping me thin. My mother is always going on about how good I look, while "hating" that I have Crohns. Yet she never asks about the pain or…

Wow, I can't tell you how much I relate to this... and I am a man. My mother is still a fucking twig. And actually I am quite thin, too. She's a mean judgmental person when it comes to weight. And around my house, growing up, all "bad" things were brought back to weight: Didn't get good grades? "Maybe you should spend…

Notice how there's a nipple on the third breast? Well in the original article, it said the doctors could/would not put a nipple on the third breast, so she had one tattooed on instead. And yet there's a nipple making an impression on the fabric.

Why are we ignoring Total Recall here?!

I call bullshit: REAL Christian women don't have those filthy sinful menstrual cycles!

Equally poignant and interesting. And somehow you still managed to maintain humor throughout. Wonderful piece that, as a father, really affected me there at the end.

Just had that this weekend. Pretty good stuff! Functions nicely as a more high-octane daydrinking session beer, or an evening, uh, session beer. Tastes good. Just bready and sweet enough to be a great Oktoberfest while not being cloying.

That is clearly a parody account.

Sapporo is good. As a companion to the savory goodness that is salmon sushi and miso soup, however, Asahi is superior.

Illinois grad here. Great, so now my team can be the worst of a pathetic conference rather than the worst of a weak one. Sweet.