Illinois grad here. Your comment is perfect.

Illinois grad here. Will my team EVER be good again?

+911

I didn't even bother to read the article (yet). Just came here to say that if you need to be told this, if you don't already know this, you do not deserve to drink.

I think at the end he said "FORGET ENGINEERING; LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL!"

Did not expect Puig Destroyer in the comments of Deadspin, but fuck yes.

Pretty fucking stupid thing to tweet, but it is refreshing to see such ownership and unqualified apology, rather than "I'm sorry if people were offended..." shit we usually see.

That is the craaaziest tip!

I love how whether or not they did or did not see the tape is an issue at all. It's not like Janay got out of the elevator covering her eye, and we were all wondering "wow, what really happened to her eye?!" and only now do we know. She was fucking laying there, just completely KO'd. There wasn't a lot of mystery…

You're doing god's work here. Keep it up.

Kind of a long comment here, but bear with me...

"For my part, I'd like to apologize. I thought I'd seen the videotape from inside the elevator. Turns out I'd just seen a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air re-run. Honest mistake, as all black dudes look alike. GO REDSKINS!"

When dude said he didn't want to pay but asked him for the pics in exchange for bro-spect, he kind of pulled ahead in the douche race.

SVTB? Shouldn't it be SBTB?

"Just to clarify my earlier remarks: While I believe this stadium is not good enough for the Redskins, I think it's perfectly fine for the redskins. Maybe they can make it into a casino or some shit." -Dan Snyder

Is that Lindy's retort to the rest of the first graf, or is that part of the quote? It reads like the former, but is formatted like the latter.

Not all that new anymore, but COMPUTER CHESS. That movie is so fucking good.

Wow good to see someone else has basically had the exact same fucking debate with her that I have. I agree with everything she writes, but take issue with one minor stylistic thing, and the condescension and defensive floodgates open.

Almost as offensive: "fro" (when it should be "for").

Ah, I see. I actually skimmed for it, but didn't see it (probably between the popular vs all, the pending vs approved, and the fact that I'm mostly an idiot).