No, you never responded to me. No surprise that someone else took issue with your lede, too. I'm very curious what your response was, since you said you didn't back down. Just honestly curious what your position is.

You may be responsive, but this is the first time you've ever commented back to me. And it was tantamount to telling me to shut up. And while I am truly sorry if you feel overwhelmed by commenters parsing your words, I've only done it twice (one of which was ribbing you, and one of which I very much standby and was…

"There's nothing wrong with my dialect. I don't need comments on it every single article I write."

"When I got to university..."

This is cool, but this is also old. I think I heard this at least a year ago.

I agree. And as a Broncos fan, when that happened, my heart sunk at that moment. I truly knew in that one moment, we lost. The only questions was, would we battle and battle and lose in a close game, or would we get fucking decimated.

Three strikes, you're out, Malaysia Airlines. Time to pack it up.

Yeah Berman looks downright pissed there.

Exactly! What if he was wearing a "Muslim prayer rug" (aka Adidas soccer jersey)?!

That she's driving Hyundai's version of a luxury car actually makes a lot of sense.

I wear the same pair of pants for three weeks. (But I still know what's in the pockets.)

I'm a regular commenter on Gawker, Jez, and Deadspin. In fact, I probably spend way too much time on all these sites. But I love them, and I love the comments and interaction in the comments. I have a burner. I am all for you guys taking away our image-posting abilities so we don't have to deal with gore and rape…

I'll probably be in the minority here, but whatever: I'm all for sex ed. But just because kids have probably seen porn doesn't mean that there may not be some inappropriate things in the book. Orgasms? Totally appropriate. Sex games and toys? Ehhhhhhh. That actually seems a little odd to me. I know handcuffs are so…

We flew too close to the sun with wings made of pastrami.

I have no doubt this movie is fucking amazing. But the wife and I decided we can't do it. We've got a (seemingly suddenly) three-year old who's (seemingly suddenly) going to preschool in a few weeks, and a baby who I swear was a newborn yesterday, but is already four months. Seeing time go by so quickly is going to be…

"In our 9-year relationship, we've fought three times total."

My guess is that he was just trying to toss the mug to Trindon Holliday, who happened to be standing near the bartender.

That's the pitcher, man. I'm not handling the money, talking on the phone, and throwing out the first pitch all at the same time, man!

Just saw the update! Damnit, Jezebel!

"Palin nodded and smiled..."