Fun fact: The quantities of jerseys sold are actually the inverse to the rank!

Dude, are you fuckin' this up?!

This is so fucking classic. I think the best part about it is how persistent he is in telling the story and how no one fucking wants to hear it.

Every post needs a Larry Craig-themed comment. +1

Did you watch the video on mute? There's a really loud voice that comes in at around :30 that says something like, "flag... country...[something that sounds like 'pick a country that would take'] Malaysia Airlines..."

I was wondering the same thing. Something about "flag... country...[something that sounds like 'pick a country that would take'] Malaysia Airlines..."

We weren't trying to watch of Game of Thrones, but we gave up on trying to get HBO Go to work after 2.5 hours.

...on multiple instances, when Reeva Steenkamp's name was mentioned, the prosecutor said, "Who do you think's in the burger?" At that point, Pistorious retched into a bucket at his feet, and Judge Barth struck his gavel, exclaiming, "I heard that!"

Ugh. Jets and Mets people in one story. Why don't you just throw in some Red Sox and Raiders to make this even more unappealing?

"FIFTH PLACE?! Yeah, I'd be throwing up, too!" -definitely not my father, about Little League, Babe Ruth, Fall Ball, and high school baseball.

Whiskey! Having both now. Perfect. And the video is even more poignant after a few whiskies. So, you know...bonus.

If sex has a flavor, I think it's more savory. And yet savory foods and sex? Just doesn't seem sexy. It is, however, funny as that one Seinfeld episode proved.

First of all, sounds like a pretty rad couple. Congrats, you two!

Tried liking/recommending your comment, but Kinja hates freedom.

You should check out my other reply in this thread. In it, I say this is why I would not have a gun. It has nothing to do with "male rage and violence," as much as I am a father and would be in a panic situation, trying to protect my children (son or daughter—-wouldn't matter). I also state my belief that a gun owner…

As a dad to my young son and—-any day/minute now—-a baby girl, I understand the impulse to protect. I don't have a gun in the home. A close family member of mine was killed when she was a teen because of a gun mistake. Then again, if one of my children came into my room at 2:30a and said there was a stranger in their…

It is completely awful. And she did make a dumb mistake while trying to stay out of trouble. But there is a difference between telling dad that you don't know the boy you're actually dating, and telling dad that you don't know the boy you're dating while dad is pointing a gun at him. (Let's put aside that the police…

How do you get engaged, but not yet admit to each other that you both poop? If you get to the point of engagement and have not yet admitted to your fiance/fiancee that you poop, there should be a 12-hour disclosure law. Within 12 hours of engagement, the two parties must disclose to each other, "honey, you should know…

It would not have won if you broke up the liquor/beer category into such granularity.

At most breweries here in Colorado, Growlers are a horrible deal from a cost-per-ounce perspective. However, that obviously only applies to beers avail both canned/bottled AND growler. So, getting a growler of, say, Fade To Black is a bad deal. But if you want to drink the Denver Beer Co's Graham Cracker Porter at…