For extra entertainment, chase this video with a viewing of 30 for 30's "Broke."

Rich people who drive drunk or high: why don't they hire drivers? I will never understand this. Going places and getting drunk and having someone else drive you around is awesome. Why don't they pay for this very affordable luxury?

My understanding of clickbait, and why it does fucking suck (and is a real thing) is that the headline or image is something that has, as it turns out, very little payoff. The point is the click, and you get nothing in return. Like a fish hitting bait, it gets no food—-only the hook, and the angler (the publication…

They don't pay you? That's crazy! I used to have hard time paying bills, but now I make 1,673 dollars per week working from my computer...

In the words of Alan Shepard (according to The Right Stuff ): Not very funny, John. But I do appreciate it. I surely do.

Really enjoyed your good work here. The Dangerous Mind reference was an especially nice touch. Also "pull the goalie."

Damn, that is one long headline!

It says, "Lace 'em up, bud." Not "bro."

"Denver's got a bro co? Yo, get my agent on the phone." -Richie Incognito

Heard an interesting piece on the radio lately about this (kind of). I'll try to summarize it a bit here. I may get some of the facts wrong, but I should generally be on the mark. And for how much I really don't like the idea of beauty pageants, this should at least be seen as some kind of progress (maybe?), but here…

Do you guys take turns wailing on Hamilton Nolan, or do you just let the Jez ladies do that?

+1 for being topical.

Players became suspicious when they noticed that Weitzell was attempting to disguise himself as a urinal.

But first...THE WHORES!

RZ'a Daughter: I-L-L!
Redhead: I-N-I!
RZ'a Daughter: No, I mean I'm literally going to throw up this gross fucking burger.

Can you clarify? (Being sincere, as I always understood it to be a hate crime.)

Wait, if I'm reading you correctly, you're saying there's something worse than Duke fans?

You contradicted yourself.

As a guy who went to neither UNC or NC State, I can say beyond a doubt that UNC fans are much more obnoxious than State fans.

The only scenario you could come up with is one where the customer is breaking the law. So, you're wrong. Your freedom of speech and freedom of religion extend only so far as to not impede on the rights of others, break other laws. What you're describing is such a fucking stupid fallacy. Nudists can be nude on…